I recently spent the summer chilling out with my special buddy. According to my best friend, that isnt a precise enough definition of our time together. I'm not usually one to kiss and tell but my friend keeps wrecklessly throwing words around like 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' and worst of all 'relationship'. What do I say.
Fat Child
Dear Fat Child
Being a gentleman myself, I too dont usually kiss and tell (...unless I nailed a complete 10 or accomplished a particularly athletic sexual feat) but since your friend wont seem to let it go, I thought i'd offer up some better definitions of how two people interact....well the PG version anyway
hook·ing up [hoo-k-ing up] - When two people do it, consistently, but aren’t hanging out during daylight hours – unless it’s for the express purpose of getting it on.
hang·ing out [hang – ing – owt] – The process of participating in an organized activity together – such as a movie or dinner - followed shortly thereafter by furious banging.
see·ing where things are go·ing [see-ing wair things ahr going] – The process in which two people hang out, hook up, and do everything they can not to think about what it means.
da·ting – [day-ting] 1) The first time seeing where things are going fails. 2) Hanging out without the guarantee of sex
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