I like a girl, but not enough for her to be my girlfriend (as im also banging her best friend). The problem is, she is becoming too attached - Seeing as you are someone who has infinite knowledge, and a true hero of mine - please tell me how do I keep is casual?
You are the best
Nitric
Dear Nitric
The female species is indeed a complicated one - so sometimes you have to take certain precautions (and I dont just mean wrapping up warm). Please present the contract below to said female friend - this should clear up any misunderstandings
Whistler
**HOWEVER please be aware of the 3 TIMES RULE - When said female starts to develop 'feelings' after 3 times of FUNTIMES. In such cases please refer to clause 19 immediately ***For indication for symptoms of 'feelings' please refer to earlier blog 'suffering from feelings'
I refer you to my earlier comments. Nobbus Headus.
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