Now while I applaud his valiant efforts it got me thinking. There are easier ways to play the 'Game' arent there?
You may remember that blonde kid from 1999 that was able to talk to dead people...well just like him, I have a sixth sense. The only difference? Mine is sex-related and way, way cooler. Let's call it a "sex sense." You see, I have the uncanny ability to determine precisely how long it's been since a lady has last lain with a man and therefore increasing your chances of (as my friend Charlie says) WINNING!!!
Why is this important? Because there is a very narrow window of opportunity or, "luckatuity," when a girl's ready to get down. That window falls between 3 weeks 5 days, 4 hours and 3 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours. Needless to say, there is no room for error.
