In fourteen ninety-two, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He set sail to find a shortcut to East Asia so he could gain more profit. Five hundred years later, men of all ages are still searching for that shortcut, the answer to the timeless questions of how to gain more from doing less?
What we know now is that Columbus's voyage did provide important geographical information in the form of a plethora of maps and graphs, thus paving the way for future worldwide expansion. Columbus' brave exploits set an example for future explorers and now I, Whistler stand here before you ready to share the maps, graphs and secrets from my own extensive travels where i have left no nook or cranny unexplored.
1. Neckville: Explorers often overlook this seemingly insignificant piece of real estate, but don’t be fooled. The region is a virtual treasure trove that, if mined correctly, could open the gateway to lucrative and more rewarding exploration further south.
2. East Hipschester: East Hipschester is essential to any worthwhile explorer because of its prime location just west of treasure cove, with a plentiful bounty of natural resources to boot. Surrounded by rolling hills and lush valleys, I found settlements there to be both thriving and prosperous.
3. Mammary Peaks: Treacherous but rewarding, the twin peaks offer some of the most BREASTaking views I’ve ever seen. The epicenter of all things worth exploring, this terrific mountain range must be scaled and conquered before you can raise your flag.
4. Midriff Plains: These extensive flatlands are perfect for grazing and serve as the ultimate base camp. The experienced explorer knows that all expeditions should start from the plains, and in times of danger, I found the meadows to offer comfort, shelter and security.
Tuesday, 9 November 2010
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